A sophisticated man with a large shiny forehead. Works in corporate America but dreams of being a hippie. Loves his wife and family and is ridiculously optimistic.
Likes: Reading long books, US History, Major League Baseball, Pro Wrestling, drinking copious amounts of coffee, sarcastic humans, acoustic music, all things Marvel
Dislikes: Pretentious people, Mondays, going to bed, waking up after staying up too late, bureaucracy, olives, heat.